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By seriouslydad - 08/05/2016 13:11 - Canada - Niagara Falls

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Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out he's jealous because he thinks she's hot, and wishes he was the one sleeping with her. FML
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toastbrot 9

your dad is a little bit disgusting...

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mekiswrite 21

My boyfriend's cousin got a divorce because her father in law and a bunch of photoshopped pictures of her on his phone. They might not have been real, but it caused the end of a marriage. I suggest you talk to your dad to ask him stop, or confide in you mom to see if she can provide other solutions.

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TMO2142 25

thats not gonna be good in the long one. thats gotta be hard to deal with.

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Neko26_fml 4

That's disgusting. I hate old guys like that. I don't want an old man, I want someone around my age. Eh, good luck op.

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Lazer_Katz 10

Quick question... How old are you and ur gf... I'm sensing a pedo

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danm_1 28

This takes 'daddy issues' to a whole new and literal level

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Witchylady 17

Your dad needs to find someone more suitable to his own age and stop being a dirty old man. He has no hope in hell of scoring with her. So he should just move on. Unless , though your girlfriend is turned on by older men.

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