Love: Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to...

By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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You deserved it 4 216

Loud and clear

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 12:30 - India - Moradabad

Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML

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You deserved it 61

Strange dynamic

By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 01:59

Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML

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You deserved it 2 319

By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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You deserved it 2 097

By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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You deserved it 2 614

By LolaBell - 24/04/2015 14:12 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

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You deserved it 2 232

By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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Well done

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

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You deserved it 3 147

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Saturday 16 January 2010 9:12

Glad to see the "ex" on that name :)

coolcat33 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:06

to get back at him you should sleep with his uncle. then go home and cut off his weenie with a pair of scissors and make him eat it on a bun.

Comments

dzerzhinsky 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 13:42

YDI for being married

fml9585 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 13:44

lol at #1 and wow that's smart wat he did cD

Imoan_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:03

"You should have known something was up" "Dont marry ass holes" What the.. hell. I think "knowing something was up" is how she found out in the first place. I sympathise for you.. Punish him... somehow.. .>

psychoxxxinvader 3

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:02

Why are people putting YDI for something completley unrelated to the FML itself?

withered 30

Saturday 16 January 2010 16:12

They're retarded obviously. Or could be they're jealous that OP got married and they can't... I wonder why are there always retards who put YDI and give stupid reasons like "You should of known something was up." , "Don't marry assholes. YDI" and "YDI for being married" ... But I guess I deserve to read comments from such retards cause I haven't killed them...

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:21

YDI for knowing how to read. ;)

Firesprite2009 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:20

Glue his penis to his bellybutton while he's asleep, then pour honey over him and dump feathers on him. :] FYL, OP. Just remember. Don't get mad; Get even.