Miscellaneous: Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side... - FML

By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

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By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By Blood on my hands - 07/08/2013 05:40 - United States

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 22:00

Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML

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By TheRoad42 - 20/08/2013 12:54 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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By Funyearahead - 08/08/2016 12:44 - United States - Red Bank

Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML

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By carrottop - 07/01/2011 12:12 - Australia

Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

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By mother of a complete idiot - 16/03/2021 21:30

Today, my daughter left a plate of food in her room for two hours. When I yelled at her about ants, her response was, "But I thought it took DAYS for ants to show up!" I raised this dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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peachesncreem 21

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:39

And how does she think she's going to achieve that?

sisterjameela 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:41

How was she trying to revive them? Was there a mini ER or an ant hospital? I cant wrap my mind around this.

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sunny7000 1

Friday 17 August 2012 1:09

WTF? THATS AWESOME!!!!

Leslier_fml 4

Friday 17 August 2012 1:36

This behavior is only ok if she is like 4 or 5 yrs old.

fail_gurl21 7

Friday 17 August 2012 2:26

dafuq?

dashizam 10

Friday 17 August 2012 3:30

68- the only kind of duck face the world does not shun.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 17 August 2012 3:52

frankenants?

Pandasaurus 14

Friday 17 August 2012 4:18

I don't even..

zuzupetalsYO 11

Friday 17 August 2012 5:51

Did you suck them into the vacuum in front of her? Heh heh

Clayball 14

Friday 17 August 2012 6:29

I think your sister needs help..

xpheonix57 7

Friday 17 August 2012 8:44

I will laugh my ass off if there's another FML from you in a couple of months stating that she actually managed to revive ants, showed her findings to scientists, and was declared a genius.

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 17 August 2012 18:46

Did you find this out after you disobeyed her wishes and tried to clean? Cuz if so then YDI, it's her side and her stuff so shove off

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