Health: Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 22:00

Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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By Dear God Why - 05/12/2016 13:07

Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By HtotheFtotheS - 03/04/2015 19:05 - United Kingdom - Wisbech

Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

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chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 7 August 2018 0:21

I hope your dad takes this seriously, OP. Gaslighting you like that is not okay. It’s manipulative and mean.

real life problems 26

Monday 6 August 2018 23:35

You should have just sprayed Fabreeze like they do in the commercials.

Comments

islemstring 8

Monday 6 August 2018 22:37

I can relate sorry about that :(

tounces7 27

Friday 10 August 2018 6:48

For real. Had a narcissistic Stepmother myself.

chioch 13

Monday 6 August 2018 23:07

Cinderella?

real life problems 26

Monday 6 August 2018 23:35

You should have just sprayed Fabreeze like they do in the commercials.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 7 August 2018 0:15

Cheer up, Cinderella. You'll get your prince, some day.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 7 August 2018 0:21

I hope your dad takes this seriously, OP. Gaslighting you like that is not okay. It’s manipulative and mean.

tounces7 27

Friday 10 August 2018 6:49

My own personal experience with this tells me he probably won't. People like that tend to find partners who are very complacent with their behavior, and do not acknowledge they are bad people. Even after my stepmother divorced my father to be with someone she cheated on him with, he still won't admit just how bad she was.