Animals: Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table,...

By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 700

You deserved it 6 700

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

YAAAAAAAAAAAASS

By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 986

You deserved it 2 501

Freaked out

By The Buzzing - 28/07/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, after going on a fly-killing spree all around my house, I had the most ridiculous nightmare where I was terrorized by a fly that looked like it was having a seizure whenever it was flying. When it landed on my arm, I woke up and felt a strange sensation on my arm. Great, I didn't want to sleep anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 660

You deserved it 159

By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 713

You deserved it 5 390

By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 943

You deserved it 2 208

By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 255

You deserved it 1 293

By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 784

You deserved it 6 855

Must be the corpse in the basement

By FLIES, MAKE THEM STOP - 02/09/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up this morning and there was suddenly dozens of flies all around the house, so I put up fly ribbons to deal with them. Within three hours, every inch of every single one of those ribbons was covered in dead flies, and there were still more flying about. I don't have any more to put up. Uh oh… FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 039

You deserved it 166

By blackchin III - 20/06/2014 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 682

You deserved it 4 678

By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 100

You deserved it 46 458

By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 851

You deserved it 1 875

ajilon7 17

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:05

I feel bad for laughing...

Chiroptera_Man 10

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:07

I guess those ants are a real buzzkill :3

Comments

ajilon7 17

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:05

I feel bad for laughing...

Noelletakumi 36

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:56

F the fly's life...

sonshadsil94 15

Sunday 31 August 2014 3:46

sounds like the ants already did

BornActor 8

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:05

That's horrible. I would have screamed like that as well. To have that as your first sight as you woke up. Wow.

Ravike 17

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:45

I think you're fml profile is being hacked by your gf or a friend..

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 31 August 2014 3:59

sexist much 19?

JBChristian 47

Sunday 31 August 2014 5:35

Even if he were sexist, who said it's a bad thing?

spatula232 25

Sunday 31 August 2014 5:42

Men don't have to be macho all the time...

z3r0d4z3 22

Sunday 31 August 2014 8:09

@19 Men can be hackers also. (slinks back to the garage, where I aparently belong)

Ravike 17

Sunday 31 August 2014 10:29

#31 spare me but i dont see why someone has to scream after seeing a bunch of ants, I can only imagine that someone trolled him using his account #52 keep reading until you get what I meant :)

ChristianH39 30

Monday 1 September 2014 4:22

19 I think your FML profile is being hacked by a douchebag

Ravike 17

Monday 1 September 2014 9:39

#65 least the douchebag got a point, screaming for a snake or some other poisonous animal is okay but for ants?

squideth 18

Monday 1 September 2014 9:44

Snakes are venomous, not poisonous. And no, the douchebag DOES NOT have a point, other than pointing out how insecure and judgmental he is.

Ravike 17

Monday 1 September 2014 11:21

Difference between venomous and poisonous is how the toxin is being delivered but okay my bad, hypothetically maybe the douchebag is judgemental but insecure how?

ChristianH39 30

Tuesday 2 September 2014 6:25

Generally being overly judgmental/critical is a sign of low self esteem. Those types of people feel the need to put others down to help them cope with their own lack of a sense of self worth. Not to mention the obvious douchiness of judging others.

Ravike 17

Tuesday 2 September 2014 7:36

Still i dont see why anyone would have to scream that much for household ants, if it were army ants then yea anyone would freaked out. Household ants are hardly dangerous.