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By Fv-day - 14/02/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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Same thing different taste

By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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You deserved it 3 113

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By anonymous_0505 - 06/11/2010 17:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 137

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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You deserved it 4 380

By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

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So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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You deserved it 102

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well, Bio-Shock is pretty cool.

CyrusTheBlue 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:41

Bros before hoes. Sorry but that's the rule.

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boywithhat 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:52

Well, you have obivously never played Bioshock then.

dread205 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:09

Next time you go to his house delete all his files.

anway1800 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 3:49

dude yeah screw date night bioshock it up

Miisslove45 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:29

ydi for playing happy aquarium. get a life

garrett_209 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:59

Yes, FYL that sounds like a really bad day in other news: who cares?

MaddlyBeastin 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 4:06

hell yeaaaaaaaa

gins58 0

Monday 4 April 2011 1:20

it is a good game thou so i wod understant

callofdutyrox 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 15:07

yeah, gotta luv bioshock

Unlucky_Gun 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 2:40

What a no life. I have to admit, there are some really fun video games but none are too fun to play instead of being with your girlfriend

Life_is_FML 22

Tuesday 3 July 2012 9:09

Bio shock is a good game. I don't blame him.

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

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