By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 17:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Joke's on her! You can sell those things and buy yourself something nice, OP :)

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XxDanno316xX 27

Hey, just thank your grandma and pass the gifts to your girlfriend.

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SnapDragon91 2

You should actually put them on and then say "Thanks!" super sarcastically.

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Sandman1917 5

Since when is white a Girls color? Nothing more classic than a pair of blue jeans and a white t-shirt or oxford.

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kaytasha 18

Accept them gracefully then take her out for dinner to a nice restaurant while wearing them!

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Saava 29

This is hilarious! OP should really do that :D An eye for an eye, a prank for a prank! :D

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bobsanction 18

Pawn it, old lady jewelry is usually worth some good cash.

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kayvan 8

Sell them or gift the items to someone else. Or if you really want to freak out grandma, just show up to some family gathering in drag, wearing her gifts. :-)

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roxy15_fml 8

Hey i say wear them with pride around the house to really get to her, and because you are fabulous.

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TcheQ 12

Just show up in drag from now on, I'm sure your red lipstick will look great smeared across her face

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Luceyrosegray 14

I don't understand the whole gender color thing, it seems so pointless.

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