By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 17:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Joke's on her! You can sell those things and buy yourself something nice, OP :)

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XxDanno316xX 27

Hey, just thank your grandma and pass the gifts to your girlfriend.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Perfect :D You just need to box those up nicely, and you have emergency gifts for a girlfriend for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, Valentine's Day, or (best of all), the "I know you had a crappy day/shift/week but I love you and hope this helps" present. Your grandma is entirely out of touch. So...why not have fun with this? You are now commanded to wear these the next time you see her. Along with a flowery pink and white shirt and a braided white leather belt. If she's going to be antagonistic, give her a reason to bitch ;-)

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grunt_fml 17

There is only one answer to this. Sell the jewelry and buy lots of white clothes for the money.

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Hazamachi 12

Just think about what a nice present they'll make for a future girlfriend

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NatalieOntheTram 11

So wear them and act like the "girl" she thinks you are. Preferably while out in public.

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reymon8823 24

Are you Portuguese or Italian? Sounds like your grandma I'd old school off the boost like my avo is she's from Saint Michaels island in the azores Portugal

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anujt360 13

What does any of this mean?

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Stitcher 14

I didn't receive anything from my grandma. Regift them to your girlfriend.

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numberswoman 14

I had a bitch grandmother, too. Sorry!

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DonULFonso 22

The next gift from you to her will be a broom, I take, 'cause YOU KNOW ;) ...

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