By Asshole hornet - 28/10/2013 20:18 - United States - Marblehead

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML
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Arrow44 10

Hornets are not a part of nature, but instead created by Satan himself.

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Kyuubi_Rose 11

Damn nature, you scary!

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bellebe1998 16

sounds like its more painful for the hornet though...

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kenyalovesarah 11

what a random situation. the mental image is pretty amusing. im sorry this happened tho!

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incoherentrmblr 21

#33, hornets aren't from Satan. Wasps are. However, a flaming Hornet is just as bad, and hilarious too...

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incoherentrmblr 21

Now, fire is funny... But, a flaming Hornet... is hilarious...

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davincidasecond 24

Now that's what you call going out with a bang.

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Nordrag 26

I dunno sounds like he just went up in flames.

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Imhere4fml 24

What karma? OP didn't light the hornet on fire..

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Ok, not calling you out I swear since others have said similar things, but, how the **** is this karma!? Do you guys understand what karma is? Apparently not. Oh OP lit up a candle so karma decided to throw a ******* burning wasp at his face? Totally makes sense now! Oh 17, you sneaky bugger. You beat me to it!

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ylirne 9

oops my bad! guess I need to read these a little more in detail before trying to be witty..

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drshn 22

Well guys go soft in her. She must be like 16-17 yrs, she does not know the meaning of karma. She would have heard someone else use the word and tried to use it, unfortunately she got it wrong.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

My comment really wasn't directed entirely at her. People on this site like to use "karma's a bitch" or something similar when it has absolutely nothing to do with karma. It's a bit ridiculous. "Oh you fell off your bike because you thought you saw your sister? Well that's karma!" No. No it ******* isn't.

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BrandiLush 31

#35....go soft in her? That doesn't sound like very good advice.

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jerryj 27

Right, especially when the next sentence states that she's probably 16-17 years old.

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False_Stupidity 41

#44 Glad i'm not the only one thinking that..

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am177037 9

#35 I knew what karma was when I was 6....

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SaySayGurl 10

If you're 16 you should have known what karma was for several years.

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ylirne 9

okay I know what karma is. I've known what it was for several years and already said that I made a mistake and read the post wrong.

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Sandsh8rk 36

The hornet was probably saying "If I'm going down, I'm taking you down with me!"

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Nohman 14

How is this instant karma? OP didn't do anything wrong.

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HeyMacklemore 10

Instant Karma's gonna get you, Gonna knock you right in the head, Better get yourself together, Pretty soon you're gonna be dead.

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heydani24 7

Nothing like a toasted hornet to keep warm on a cold day.

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mkymouse90 17

No to me that definitely sounds painful.. Burning Hornet on the face.

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AurumPotestasEst 16

OP's saying that, even though it sounds painful, it feels worse than it sounds.

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