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By Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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By Chrissy - 20/12/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

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By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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By Lovelysister - 21/10/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I texted my brother saying, "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he replied, "You better not be doing drugs." FML

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By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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little_musician 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:51

"Today, I accidentally sent a text to my sister saying 'Ah... I want you.' FML"

samisalsa 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:34

Isn't that a line from a Spice Girls song? Maybe he was trying to bring up some '90s nostalgia.

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budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:57

99% chance it wasn't meant for u and if it was than I guess 1% is bigger than i thought

tjnaprincess 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:44

Um chill... It obviously wasnt 4 u. R u that concerned by a most likely prank o.O

sjerkins 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:17

Seriously why would you automatically assume it is for you . Think outside of the box for a change .

nyannyan_fml 8

Monday 16 April 2012 16:26

I would have to say it would be interesting if it was for you. Chances are it wasn't, my brother would absolutely die if he accidently sent me a text like that haha xD

BarakatsBurrito 7

Monday 14 May 2012 23:10

Lol that's incest xD

B5B0N35 18

Thursday 22 November 2012 22:29

oh god

andre61 0

Friday 16 May 2014 11:55

incest is a game the whole family can play!lol

andre61 0

Friday 16 May 2014 11:59

incest is a game the whole family can play!lol

md101 18

Monday 19 May 2014 21:58

One time I got a text from my brother that ended in "xoxox love you babe" and then about half an hour later I got "minus the xoxox love you babe".

randybryant799 20

Tuesday 21 December 2021 0:01

I'm curious as to why your mind immediately thought of incest. Did it not occur to you that he texted the wrong person?

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