Love: Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from...

By kevdev - 09/09/2010 19:58 - United States

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

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You deserved it 9 354

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By Fitz - 09/09/2021 22:59

Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 819

You deserved it 110

Haunted by you

By Tech Savvy - 20/09/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

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You deserved it 4 996

By clinictime - 11/04/2012 23:05 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 520

You deserved it 5 044

Stalkerish

By creepingjennie - 23/01/2022 23:01

Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 983

You deserved it 110

Heads up

By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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You deserved it 106

By maxiflouf - 28/12/2008 09:50 - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

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You deserved it 2 949

By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 210

You deserved it 2 861

Gone but not forgotten

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 18:01 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 690

You deserved it 132

Grudge

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 03:00

Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 299

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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You deserved it 4 172

_Damien_ 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:09

She gave you cyber herpes >.< that bitch!!

perdix 29

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:16

After two years of shoring around after she left you, you should be glad she didn't want to meet you. She could have given you a much worse virus then.

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joshp406 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:14

is it the "**** you dickwad" virus?

perdix 29

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:16

After two years of shoring around after she left you, you should be glad she didn't want to meet you. She could have given you a much worse virus then.

misfitSuperStar 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:36

WIN!!!

brianjman14 22

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:44

Why are you always going like "WIN WIN WIN!!!" on everyone's comments? Like, not trying to be mean, but that's all I see you ever post. But still, Perdex's post was a win. Haha.

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:55

His name is Perdix, damn it! One time is fine, but 2 times is inexcusable! Punish yourself!

brianjman14 22

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:57

Take it easy... O_o Jeez, 42 sorry.

Schizomaniac 24

Friday 10 September 2010 0:06

All if forgiven.

Schizomaniac 24

Friday 10 September 2010 0:08

Fail. Is* I do not deserve life.

misfitSuperStar 0

Friday 10 September 2010 11:24

35- You're not stalking me right! Otherwise, you'd see this is not so.

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 7 October 2018 10:44

Yeah....just cuz they split up means she's 'shoring' around getting diseases....

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:17

**** that bitch up

Anaxes 5

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:17

Who gives a shit about a virus? All you have to do is hop on another computer and google the problem. Do what the website tells you to do. Problem solved.