By kevdev - 09/09/2010 19:58 - United States

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 750
You deserved it 9 354

Same thing different taste

Top comments

_Damien_ 0

She gave you cyber herpes >.< that bitch!!

perdix 29

After two years of shoring around after she left you, you should be glad she didn't want to meet you. She could have given you a much worse virus then.

Comments

BoyBeyond 0

What a bitch seriously who still ***** with there ex after 2 years. Seriously it's been 2 years.

jammi 0

OH MY GOD, are you ******* kidding me? The EXACT sme thing happened to me TODAY! Now that's what I call a ****** up strange coincidence (The only difference was that i wasn't hoping for him to want to meet up, though). It's a crazy world.

Erindub 0

: ( that sucks. None the less maybe you should call her.

Bullshit. unless your email program I from the19902 you can't get a virus simply by opening an email. You probably downloaded the attachment like an idiot so YDI

ThatLooksSticky 16

Awww...I'm sorry! I know what's it like to want to hear from an ex. 

Congrats, you're the user computer viruses were designed for. Thanks from the rest of us.

davie1o1 0

Whatever dude stop lying. You were probably just watching porno and got the virus that way. LOL

TheComputerGuy96 16

As soon as the original poster said virus, I came to this classic but correct advice: DO NOT USE WINDOWS. BUY A MAC THAT RUNS MAC OS X. ...Or at least get a ******* antivirus, who doesn't have one?

you do know that since Microsoft owns majority of the market they will be targeted the most. if your advice was valid, and everyone were to listen, macs would own the market and then viruses for them. enjoy your fail

Anaxes 5

There's a reason that Mac's don't get as much malware. It's because of a thing called the market. Well, and process of elimination. Since Macs are such a piss poor minority, very few people would waste their time infecting such a pathetic piece of junk. There are only a few reasons that superior products contain a smaller market share: They've just come out (Apple made the first computer, so no) They're extremely expensive (Just because they're overpriced garbage doesn't mean they fit this category) The product is just piss poor and incompatible with what users desire (Bingo! Wanna play Crysis on a Mac? Sorry, but Apple is too busy looking for the nearest dick to suck to make their products even on par with their competitors) Most Mac users simply regurgitate absolute bullshit that is given to them by Apple. Fact: Macs can get malware, if you think otherwise you're just stupid and need sterilisation. Fact: Windows can run FAR MORE programs than your shitty OS X (What a ******* stupid name for an operating system. X. Can you get any more uninspiring?) Fact: Macs are overpriced. Since they can't do as much as a PC, they should cost less than a PC, but for whatever reason, they somehow cost more. Fact: Just because Apple wasted all their budget making the OS look pretty instead of making something that does something useful, doesn't make it worth the plastic the box is made of. Fact: ******* hell, stop touting your shitty Apple products. Whenever anyone posts anything relating to computers, some ******* retard will think "Oh my! I could advertise for my computer company because I need to justify my ******* useless purchase" Fact: Mac users just can't shut the **** up.

Canucksftw24 6

Did two people really read all of 127s comment to thumb it up?? Well good for them I guess