Love: Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating...

By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2011 23:19 - United States

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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Late stage capitalism

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 22:00

Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2019 00:00

Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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Landlords are scum

By Anonymous - 16/12/2019 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my landlord is sleeping with my girlfriend, and he won’t let me out of my lease. FML

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By housepoor - 07/07/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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ChaplinSnakker 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:07

Clearly a strong relationship you got going there

DeadMansCrack 4

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:09

Ladies, look out! Turns out there is something worse than being dumped over text.

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Db8b 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:19

daamn lol this isn't funny but its funny

andrewgavn 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:19

he prob wouldn't move away if you bought him mw2 and let him use a tactical insertion on u

rugratt 0

Friday 18 June 2010 22:08

daaayyuuuummmmmm!

Kimikom 0

Friday 30 July 2010 23:33

ydi for dating your landlord :s

owneditup 0

Monday 2 August 2010 10:01

69 is right im pretty sure every state in the US gives at least 30 days but im not sure, also ur ex boyfriend is a douche

dmin67 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:58

ops a *****..

ItsMeSasha 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:49

I think it's over.

panwere22 7

Sunday 12 August 2012 11:49

You must live in Kentucky they only have to give you 7 days notice before evicting you.

Steffi 26

Friday 19 April 2013 14:31

Sorry lonely Monkey :(

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:28

I sure hope you are going with him...hope it all goes well...

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