Love: Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband... - FML

By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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Loud and clear

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML

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By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

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By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

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Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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person961 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:16

Husband: I see another man near you in our house! Wife: Thats your reflection dear Husband: Oh... just making sure because I don't want to lose you to our pool boy Wife: We don't even have a pool boy Husband:...Click

YourEvilHero 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

the joy of having big houses...

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Twisted_Angel 17

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:59

why didn't you answer the phone after the first one? if he has reason to worry about what you're doing, then it's your own fault!

bach2121 13

Tuesday 9 October 2012 18:19

He's so observant

Stitch720 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 21:18

Sounds like someone has a guilty feeling inside

JPEllis 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 23:00

Maybe he got paranoid to cover up his cheating, it happens :( Walkie talkies are amazing for couples by the way!

zuelhater 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 0:11

Screwing around on him in the same house, now that takes balls!!!

sugoine 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 0:22

Tell him it's time to raise his IQ to above room temperature...

Accuraxy 10

Wednesday 10 October 2012 0:41

I don't understand why he wouldn't even check to see if you were in the house first. Haha FYL though.

jaymeemarlene 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Today I told my mom that I was doing p.e. online I am a senior in high school and have 9 credits she told me well at least they are dumbing things down for you. Fml

iHeartMuzik 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:32

Overly Attached Husband

mianm4 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:36

What a moron.

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Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML

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Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

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Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

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Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

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