By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
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person961 9

Husband: I see another man near you in our house! Wife: Thats your reflection dear Husband: Oh... just making sure because I don't want to lose you to our pool boy Wife: We don't even have a pool boy Husband:...Click

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YourEvilHero 12

the joy of having big houses...

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Grimnirwher9 21

I'll say, you have some nerve to cheat on your husband while he's in the same house!

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samasara 20

At least you know he loves you, and wants to be with you.(:

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lacespace 8

Or he's paranoid she's cheating because that is what he's doing, or maybe not. Who knows. Jealousy and paranoia are never a plus in a relationship either way, it's usually an indicator of instability and problems.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

If he jumps to "Are you cheating on me?" that quick then I think there are other issues you two need to discuss.

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

When someone accuses you of cheating, most of the time they are the cheaters. O.O

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

If your house has an east and west wing, it's too ******* big. If you can get lost in your bathroom, it's too ******* big. If your husband thinks your out cheating on him when you're in the next room, it's TOO ******* BIG. Down size.

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bunny911 16

I must say, Squeaky, this is the first time I've ever read one of your comments in a high pitched voice, and it was actually kind of funny. Now, I wonder what voices I can stick on Noor, Doc, and Perdix...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Noor: Angry Russian Maid Doc: A strange mix between NPH and Picard Perdix: Jim Carrey

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graphicstyle7 17

Time for the two of you to see a therapist...

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AFEmoWifey 0

OP, sorry you had to deal with that. I have been there. The husband woke up and I was gone, but I had gone upstairs to the kitchen to cook. He called me in a tizzy. So I'm going to assume that it was a similar situation for you OP

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KiddNYC1O 20

Your bedroom was in the basement?

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perdix 29

Why didn't you answer his calls? Your mouth was full, perhaps?

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Djasso19 3

usually someone who accuses u of cheating all the time is actually in fact cheating on you

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