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By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
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Despereaux 15

You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.

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Articulation 12

Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?

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_raemichaels 8

actually the best suggestion so far, you probably can't do without it, so your boss will have to get a new one made, only problem is, you're gonna look pretty unprofessional :/

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DeeDeeJay 15

I think that would be kind of obvious. They already know she hates it.

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YellowKettleBell 31

Not necessarily; the OP said her boss thinks she posed that way intentionally. Maybe the boss thinks she finds it funny.

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crazytwinsmom 25

They might just print a new one with the same pic on file.

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Luigi2012SM64DS 6

Hello, I... *snickers* Sorry sir I *laughs* I'm gonna go.

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arandomusernameaa 20

it has the gender symbol on the FML... you are either blind or don't know which symbol is which... male looks like a hard dick female is crossing her legs

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Vagitarian1 10

The camera records only what it "sees."

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chocolatefrog28 29

Now I've heard of Resting Bitch Face, but this sounds like it's in a whole new category.

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TheSmelliestKid 4

YDI. Hard to believe it could be accidentally that bad.

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SmokinGuns 13

Hard to believe that you're naturally photogenic and never had a bad picture in your whole life.

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maggiefox 25

I promise my 6th grade yearbook picture is worse.

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Curlytwirly22 17

I promise you my all grade pictures look like a million actually a billion times worse than not only your picture but all the bad pictures in the world combined

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FemskyD 26

What happened, is that your normal face or did you sneeze when they took The picture?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think OP should comment using the seizing donkey picture as her profile picture! Lol.

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