By AMIGODO - 12/02/2011 15:13 - Netherlands

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Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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capnbzarr 43

Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.

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derpherp 0

Hell yah, that is HILARIOUS. ＿φ(￣ー￣ )

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fatalkiss 0

funny for everyone else. I'd die if my parents did that.

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nathan5 0

You'd die? Wow that's unfortunate. Do you have some sort of disease that causes this? Have you seen a doctor?

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Lingonberry668 0

failure...guess it's a good thing that ur parents are comfortable with it instead of against it...i think?

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Don't worry DocBastard will take care of you.

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JustinTheLiger 0

did you use it?

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VinegarStrokes 0

This is not fml worthy at all... How does shit like this make it through??

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sammy92 0

maybe u need to get laid!?

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fatalkiss 0

Well, okay, I exaggerated. But if you knew my parents, you'd know how ridiculously awkward they would make it. Plus, I don't really get the need to own a vibrator if you have a boyfriend.

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ermkrmr 0

die of embarresment... also there's this thing called a figure of speach

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kathuzada 6

would have been better if she was a guy

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TalkSick 2

What a thoughtful gift. you should be happy.

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adam_zelyoni 0

is that approaching nirvana as you display pic?

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flybye 0

You parents rock! My B-Day after I came out, my mom got me a *****...in front of everyone.

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DjeePee 24

You got a useful present and now you are complaining? tss tss tss.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

I know, right? OP, do you know how much vibrators cost nowadays?!

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capnbzarr 43

Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.

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lilponygurrl 0

I don't get it, why is that embarrassing? life is too short to be embarrassed.

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SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Some parents you got there 0.e .... I couldn't imagine ....

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Doortje 29

Say: "Mom, what did I tell you? No second-hand gifts this year!"

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ScaryyMary 14

Actually, Doortje, it's third-hand. Dad used it too.

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Doortje 29

OP shouldn't whine then, third-hand vibrators are gold! A rare and unique collecters item.

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legodude28 16

Ladies and Gentlemen, I now bring you the winner of the comment section ! *loud cheers*

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