Geek: Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account....

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 22:00

Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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By hippie88 - 05/10/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML

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By light_talker - 14/01/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 16:00

Today, I spent one night with my phone turned off so I could finally relax. When I turned it back on I had 17 missed calls from siblings wanting to moan about their spouses, 5 calls from mom, 6 from dad, 2 from work, and 2 from my ex. I think I’ve earned some time alone, don’t you? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 20:15 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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Saturday 25 April 2009 23:23

The fact that you placed your ex's cell is pathetic.

so_me_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:25

Wow, I'm amazed that that's possible. I can't believe you don't at least call your Dad's cell and your BFF.

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J_Blaze2000 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:57

its just a sign that in time you will make more friends...get ride of ur ex's # i don't think you will b needing it? unless you 2 are that close to b friends again??

smarty_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:43

is everyone on here a total loser? get some friends. i'm not that outgoing but i have at least 5 people i call on a regular basis. and you call your ex on a regular basis? MOVE ON.

blackxmortals 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:00

-shrugs- So? I don't call people either, but I'm perfectly sociable. I just prefer texting. And all the people who are bashing her for having her ex's phone number, get over yourselves. Just cause you too spiteful to remain friends with any ex yourself, doesn't mean that the rest of us are.

confusdbb 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:29

i've been there. it sucks. i added three friends and two exes. one ex i talk to, the other ex just to make the first ex jealous...pathetic

littlegirlbleu 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:21

I don't think that's bad... I mean, you should probably put a friend on there, but for me, my ex is my best friend, so this is totally ok...

cr1sis 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:01

its not that bad lol all i could put my house and my dads cell because i dont actually call much i just text if needed lol and my girlfriend will usually text facebook which will forward to my phone

Chronica420 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:31

why would you waste ur money on a cellphone then if ur that much of a loner

mariahrawks 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:37

go clubbing.

NineNCNine 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 20:52

Today, my ex gf of three months called me, saying i'm in her "fav five." I broke up with her for a reason. FML but really, you REGULARLY call your EX?!? WTF is that?