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nicee.
YDI fir picking that carrier. they suck.
Why does OP even have a phone then?
FYL for having no other friends. but don't u do it yourself??? correct me if i'm wrong.
Those 900 numbers you've been calling don't count?
fake fml because you do it yourself
I can't stand it when people ydi for retarded reasons. and no, it doesn't.
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
It stands for you dumb idiot. Lol jk. You deserve it!! (YDI)
haha thats sad,
Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog. : )
No, it's actually the Chinese place's number. hahahahaha! naa, I don't like using my cellphone for long conversations, I rather speak in person : )
#40 made me laugh.
I agree with 78. Are you a five year old 68?
Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.
uhm did u rele say friends are overated....idk what I wuld do without mi friends....prolly die so I hope u get sum good ones soon cuz dey make de hole world better
apparently we know what you didn't do with ur friends...you failed to learn how to type and spell! that was so uncomfortable to read lol.
sucks to be you.
make friends?
lol agreed with number10 you should consider the idea of making some freinds:)
maybe you should've thought that one through first..
Dude. Get some friends
just give 4 other random numbers and make friends with who evers on the other end ^.^
good idea
make sure one of the numbers is 867-5309!
haha #70 i love that song... and OP that really stinks. dont you have any brothers or sisters??
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Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog. : )
Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.