By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML
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CharlotteRx 4

Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog. : )

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martic835 2

Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.

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konny37 0

YDI fir picking that carrier. they suck.

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Enoch134 0

your not first for long and y do u have to????

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lilbyrd43 0

Why would they ask you? don't you do it yourself?

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NOTaFmL 0

FYL for having no other friends. but don't u do it yourself??? correct me if i'm wrong.

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trizzieb 0

Those 900 numbers you've been calling don't count?

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Malinkrot 3

YDI for only having internet friends

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Rawwrness 3

I've seen this one before. this is fake

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Zoombus 0

I can't stand it when people ydi for retarded reasons. and no, it doesn't.

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purple3883 0

what does YDI mean may i ask?

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Hanban 0

Yellow Dancing Iguana.

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Hendrixguy 0

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

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Rimaa_fml 0

It stands for you dumb idiot. Lol jk. You deserve it!! (YDI)

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CharlotteRx 4

Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog. : )

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BigLostBear 0

that's just sad, lol those aren't really your pick 5 right?

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CharlotteRx 4

No, it's actually the Chinese place's number. hahahahaha! naa, I don't like using my cellphone for long conversations, I rather speak in person : )

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BigLostBear 0

I agree with that but I'm sadly a textaholic :(

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Bugatti_Veyron 1

ydi for failing at life. your parents should have stomped on your head more when you were a baby.

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iSitt 0

can you text your orders to the Chinese takeout ?

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charcoalest 0

@40 I think that you are seriously the biggest jerk i've ever had the displeasure to encounter.

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majones 0

I agree with 78. Are you a five year old 68?

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Hanban 0

Crap. They moderated #40. What was the message?

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martic835 2

Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.

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goodstuffboro 0

uhm did u rele say friends are overated....idk what I wuld do without mi friends....prolly die so I hope u get sum good ones soon cuz dey make de hole world better

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YourGoinDown14 2

apparently we know what you didn't do with ur friends...you failed to learn how to type and spell! that was so uncomfortable to read lol.

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MF12 0

snickerdoodles, where are you???!

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omfgItzme 0

lol agreed with number10 you should consider the idea of making some freinds:)

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babybubz 0

maybe you should've thought that one through first..

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maskedman 9

save some money and choose a plan made for loners.

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maskedman 9

thanks. I used to work for a long distance carrier so I know they regular plans, family plans, and lonely tv dinner eaters plans. the tv dinner plans are the cheapest.

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boatkicker 4

The 5 people you talk to on the phone the most, deserve to be the in the 5, regardless of who they are.

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Jen_J_the_J 0

just give 4 other random numbers and make friends with who evers on the other end ^.^

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BigLostBear 0

I love this idea... I'm going to try thiis at those points in my life where I loose my friends.

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bustyboi 0

make sure one of the numbers is 867-5309!

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kayladance101 13

haha #70 i love that song... and OP that really stinks. dont you have any brothers or sisters??

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icadragoon 11

Hey!! That's my number! (my name is Jennie)

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Fminetoo 0

There used to be something intresting, like a recording on the other end if you dialed it with my local area code. I did it for ***** and giggles once. Dont know if its still up or not.

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