Geek: Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account....

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 22:00

Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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By hippie88 - 05/10/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML

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By light_talker - 14/01/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 16:00

Today, I spent one night with my phone turned off so I could finally relax. When I turned it back on I had 17 missed calls from siblings wanting to moan about their spouses, 5 calls from mom, 6 from dad, 2 from work, and 2 from my ex. I think I’ve earned some time alone, don’t you? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 20:15 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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Saturday 25 April 2009 23:23

The fact that you placed your ex's cell is pathetic.

so_me_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:25

Wow, I'm amazed that that's possible. I can't believe you don't at least call your Dad's cell and your BFF.

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cd5love96 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:43

You fail at life. Enjoy life and meet new people. Life is short and at least when you're on your deathbed you won't have any regrets. Having your ex on your myFaves is stupid. You're whipped.

JP101 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:44

So what? You shouldn't have got the package if you didn't have anybody to place in it. Waste of money.

brb022 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:50

May you please tell me how the F*** this is a FML.. really.. your dumb

uneekfreak16 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:56

Maybe she had spent all her time with her boyfriend and when they broke up, she didn't really have any close friends. And there's a big difference between having aquaintances and having close friends. People are saying to go out there and meet new people, but that's not always the problem. There's people I talk to everyday at school and at work, but I never call them up, because we're just not that close. It's not easy to find that bond that makes you besties.

jio_freed 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:04

i agree with #65. I have friendly acquantices but no one i call outside of school. Mostly this is because i'm into technology and etc, and i know other people like that, but none of them go out either, so none of us see each other outside of school.

stuweey 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:47

i agree wtih 65 and 67 i am definetely in the same exact boat i have a bunch of friends but not that many besties and it really hurts sometimes but its okay i guess

perussian 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:48

in the same boat....

DRoss 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:10

not even close to funny. **** YOU

Osakhomen 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:12

Don't worry, I only have one person that actually counts on my Fave 5. My mom, dad, and one of best friends all have T-mobile, so I already don't pay when I call them. My other best friend is the only legit person on my Fave 5s because she was Verizon...