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By Again - 25/07/2015 16:55 - United States - Pell City

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

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By 8to10days - 05/08/2010 11:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

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By annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

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Too late

By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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By DebitDebacle - 15/07/2018 19:00

Today, after my bank sent me a new card because the old one had been compromised, I woke up to find that it's already been used to start an Amazon Prime account and order several movies. The card to replace a compromised card has been compromised. FML

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Losing streak

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Trolled by technology

By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa

Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML

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MooKings 13

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:31

That's on you, buddy

AdamPractical 18

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:32

Maybe keep a closer eye on your valuables? Or not have a debit card.

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Cads1 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:43

Guess you are a bit of a moron then.

euphoricness 28

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:43

Just use Find My iPhone!

kmccain 27

Sunday 26 July 2015 21:17

Did you even read the FML?

euphoricness 28

Sunday 26 July 2015 21:51

That's a cute guinea pig

Yazoo77 16

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:45

Do you leave your debit card just by itself or in a wallet or?

whitnayfortooh 29

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:48

I've done this a million times...I still can't find my debit card:(

Mitchellbassists 29

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:53

Just for future refrence, what's your PIN number?

AdamPractical 18

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:55

Also what is your first and last name, say also the fun numbers on the back of the card.

whitnayfortooh 29

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:17

Lol seriously? I just have horrible memory, I will put it in a "safe place" and forget where I put it.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 26 July 2015 23:16

my wife does the same thing. don't sweat it.

AKFusion 12

Sunday 26 July 2015 17:00

Just send your next one to me for safe keeping. You should send the PIN, too. As a random person on the Interwebs I can validate my own trustworthiness!

AdamPractical 18

Sunday 26 July 2015 17:02

He'll take your card and take care of it always, just trust us!

Rkikkas9713 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 17:05

Wow the people on FML sure are in a bad mood today. They're like Oprah giving out downvotes.

THEDUDE1553566 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 17:05

You don't deserve a debit card than

THEDUDE1553566 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 17:07

Every comment is down voted for some reason

MRSwick2525 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 18:33

I am gonna say the FML staff has something to do with that. If so they must be bored out of their minds as usual.

MRSwick2525 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:50

hmmmm I actually commented on this and it has mysteriously disappeared. I wonder if it is because I said that everything maybe thumbed down because the FML staff mist be bored today.

Teyros 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 17:09

Dang OP, don't you keep it in your wallet?

CommentKing207 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 17:17

How the hell did you already lose your new one? It's not that hard to keep your eye on it...

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