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By Again - 25/07/2015 16:55 - United States - Pell City

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

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By 8to10days - 05/08/2010 11:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

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By annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

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Too late

By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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By DebitDebacle - 15/07/2018 19:00

Today, after my bank sent me a new card because the old one had been compromised, I woke up to find that it's already been used to start an Amazon Prime account and order several movies. The card to replace a compromised card has been compromised. FML

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Losing streak

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Trolled by technology

By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa

Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML

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MooKings 13

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:31

That's on you, buddy

AdamPractical 18

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:32

Maybe keep a closer eye on your valuables? Or not have a debit card.

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amandaleigh091 10

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:39

Oh, come on! You deserve it.

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:51

Buy this thing called a wallet

whiteman23 6

Sunday 26 July 2015 20:04

wow... just wow. I hope you lose your car keys and all forms of id so you can't drive, vote, or buy alcohol.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 26 July 2015 20:26

Have hour wallet on hand and place it there as soon as it is activated

Saraishi 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 20:49

That really is on you, OP. Take better care of your posessions.

rabid_otaku 29

Sunday 26 July 2015 21:18

You shouldn't own a debit card.

fifi125 21

Sunday 26 July 2015 23:56

Claim you never received it

hopenk3 5

Monday 27 July 2015 1:44

women

Mikeyburn85 9

Monday 27 July 2015 2:56

Thats a good way save $$

corky1992 33

Monday 27 July 2015 4:18

you're obviously not responsible enough to have one

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