Intimacy: Today, I replied to a party invite. I thought I was only replying... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 19:31 - United Kingdom

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Today, I replied to a party invite. I thought I was only replying to the hostess, who's a close friend, so added a P. S. about a recent sex toy purchase I'd made and how rubbish it had been. I only realised after pressing "Send" that I'd selected "Reply All". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

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By FiredAF - 20/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML

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By teeth - 30/01/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

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Today, I sent an email to a private escort, only to later realise that I sent it off my work email. FML

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Off to a good start!

By lovergirl - 27/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Orem

Today, I received an email from a potential employer with an awesome job opportunity. I was so excited, I immediately went to forward the email to my husband. My email included a lot of "I love you" and "we are going to celebrate tonight ;)". In my excitement, I hit reply instead of forward. FML

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Three cheers for the boobies

By Laura - 28/04/2021 11:01

Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML

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By silkytaco - 17/02/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

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Nokia 3310 FTW

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 02:30 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By mylifereallysuks - 08/11/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML

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nataliewby 25

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:18

Well you're ******

TanzWolf 26

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:19

YDI... But I can see how you messed up. Email can be confusing.

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jas2 8

Monday 6 October 2014 3:53

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amullen07 11

Monday 6 October 2014 4:30

You're ****** so badly

Manosapo 18

Monday 6 October 2014 4:36

No he wasn't ready

MapleKitten 16

Monday 6 October 2014 4:39

what an idiot...

10th_doc 9

Monday 6 October 2014 4:44

ouch

anurakhond 11

Monday 6 October 2014 4:47

if you have gmail theres an option where you can cancel within thirty seconds.

starbucks_girl 6

Monday 6 October 2014 5:05

Play it off as a joke

OohSheRatchet 11

Monday 6 October 2014 5:11

Gig no re

KatyLarae 13

Monday 6 October 2014 5:44

Double checking is important

keiNan_fml 35

Monday 6 October 2014 7:51

that's hell of a party

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Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

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