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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By ferrarismyname - 09/04/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML

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By strokingitasitype - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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jennss96 2

Monday 13 June 2011 23:09

Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P

orangeduck 6

Monday 13 June 2011 23:10

Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.

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simonisnotacat 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:18

anger management

carlosestrada1 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:21

did you kill it *-*?

simonisnotacat 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:23

no. no they did not

shizzel 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 18:15

fuc

mryoyo3500 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:46

so from where are you writting this from?

mryoyo3500 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:46

so from where are you writting this from?

okiedoks 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:37

doesn't take much force to kill one of those f**kers lol

Yoshi_Fue 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:47

I love the fact that it never says that he succeeded, but that he only "tried." :P

Brittflies 1

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:59

you're an idiot

MattWashell 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:12

Same shut happened to me. Only it was a huge moth. And I went to get it off and punched the shit outta my screen.

fyl11122233 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:39

i hate those little bastards! my mom broke her toe trying to kill one, lmao

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