By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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StickyPickles 33

A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it

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rileyrae0000 23

Well considering the things that go in/around a dog's mouth, I would hope someone's ****** is cleaner

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RealSuperSand 21

48, considering the things that go in and around some vaginas, I wouldn't be so sure.

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kangx1 28

Not a compliment. Dogs lick anything and everything. The amount of Bacteria in there mouth is insane. So their mouths are very dirty.

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rileyrae0000 23

You have a point, but I'm hoping OP isn't nasty. I could very well be wrong, especially if her boyfriend is comparing it to a dog's mouth.

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Swandive235 27

Dogs lick their balls, vaginas also come into contact with balls. Maybe that's the connection there.

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countryb_cth 38

dogs also eat their own shit

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Jak0p 25

dogs also eat the shit of humans.

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annarcheer 19

Well apparently dogs mouths are cleaner then humans so I really don't know.

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mariah_1_11 22

That is so not correct. Have you seen the kinds of things dogs put in their mouth?

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weswheatley 14

A dogs saliva cleans itself, sure dogs lick assholes, but so do humans, while we use store bought cleaning utensils, they just have their spit

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MrSassypants 33

"Sure dogs lick assholes, but so do humans." #35, what kind of people do you usually hang around for asshole licking to be that common?

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BI4ze 17

Actually, a dog's mouth has less bacteria than that of a human's mouth.

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muzy 23

I keep hearing this notion of dogs' mouths being more clean than humans. Even if that is the case, it doesn't mean that they don't have any pathogens residing in their mouths.

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fifi125 21

Dogs have antibacterial properties in their saliva, it's pretty clean :)

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doctordonna 4

It's a myth that dogs saliva cleans itself. dogs mouths are definitely not cleaner than a humans. And human bites always end in infection? um no, that's definitely not true.

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Catdragon 40

my dog eats others feces, tears up used pads, laps up loogies and snot, chews on toenail clippings, eats hers and others vomit, and who knows what else she eats outside.

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slackerjoe 22

ive licked my girls ass more than once so..... in my world, common.

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amanda182 19

#59.. Who knows who he hangs out with, but there is a song that says "eat the booty like groceries". So some people do in fact, eat ass.

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lily05_fml 16

I am guessing that is sarcasm?

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pete9913 23

I would assume he means it as a compliment, just a very awkward one in my opinion.

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ceelos97 16

Ya its a compliment, dogs mouths are cleaner than humans

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nitemastr15 17

#50, it's actually not a myth. I actually did this as a project for science. A dogs mouth has different bacteria made to clean it out. Now dog teeth have more plaque than a humans, but their mouth is genrally cleaner.

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StickyPickles 33

A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it

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devildog562 33

Still better then a humans mouth though . True fact .

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beeferjay 34

dogs' mouths don't contain sticky pickle germs, lol

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OfficialKJRoss_ 2

It's filled with bacteria, but it's helpful bacteria that keeps your mouth clean.

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Dogs mouths are supposedly one of the cleanest parts on them

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alvarny 17

he's not understanding the word puasy

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whysobeachy 37

I don't know what the word "puasy" means, either.

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