Animals: Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside,...

By ferrarismyname - 09/04/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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kelseysue92 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:09

Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

a_b_c_soup 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

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a_b_c_soup 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

futtgoredo 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:09

I hate when people say "I payed xxx for (bad thing)"

cookiemobzta 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 14:13

wow why the **** would you pay for that?

MaeeFlowers 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 10:54

I mean.... atleast you got the fly? That counts for something, right?

codylicious6 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:25

134 you are stupid.

Sal7777777 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:33

reminds me of me,my friend broke my xbox game trying to kill a bug,he owes mw 60 bucks though

redwall312 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

second

bill_william9000 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:05

3rd Anywho, that's terrible!

scorpiogirl666 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:05

That's just SAD. YDI.

FunnyFace 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:05

If it makes you feel better, if your windshield cracked just from you hitting, it was probably just about ready to give out anyway.

frankenhooter 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 10:46

I feel for you. The same relative thing happened to me when I tried to kill off a mosquito one night in my girlfriend's car. She was so pissed at me. I didn't think it possible but I managed to bash the sucker with the bony part of my wrist and, being that a windshield is clear and at an angle, I didn't judge very accurately how far I'd be thrusting my hand. It was like Karate... only with more fail.

Nabee143 3

Monday 8 October 2012 14:01

Something similar happened to me but I had kicked the windshield. My boyfriend and I were arguing and I got so pissed that I kicked the windshield and broke it. After seeing what I had done, we immediately started cracking up and the fight was over. And I had a broken windshield and had to pay to replace it. Anyways, yes I see how this could happen but not really likely with just a swat!

red_wings 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:06

what the hell were you swatting with?

kelseysue92 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:09

Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

rxxk 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:09

Only $229?

Occam 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:13

"I saw a bug on the floor so I set the house on fire to kill it. I paid $250,000 to kill a bug. FML" A little flaw in the logic there. Reminds me of the guy that though he got ticketed for "wanting a yellow highlighter".