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By duncanisgey - 04/03/2011 22:57 - Canada

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML

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By dsamanthas - 23/02/2014 08:10 - United States - Covina

Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML

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By glowstick - 30/06/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 14:00

Today, I splurged thousands of dollars on the breed of dog that I've loved since I was a kid from a reputable breeder. He is allergic to all food except the 24lb food for $70 and has sensitivities galore, including a seizure from a shot. I've spent $5,000 in vet bills in the first week. FML

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By missionfailed - 01/11/2017 05:26

Today, I took my dog back to the vet because her face was completely swollen and her stomach was bright red and blotchy. It's obviously the medication she just started, but my vet doesn't believe dogs have allergic reactions. It's the only vet in the area. FML

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By TDCC - 17/04/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML

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By dogshavenipples - 02/06/2010 23:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 12:01 - United States

Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of hershey kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Fly my pretty, FLY! - 25/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Saturday 5 March 2011 0:54

It could have been worse. You could have received a $200 to put it down.

persianjr1 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:53

you dog can reach the cubbord?

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calebusawesomer 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:06

how did he get the marshmellows !!BITCH!!

Spartan085Momma 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:09

You couldn't tell that It was marshmallows and not him foaming at the mouth......******* IDIOT retard

Not_so_innocent1 5

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:10

No need to be a jerk, seriously.

YoureMe 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:15

you just wasted a few minutes of your life my friend.

mikeydakid59 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 2:34

Why are you friends w/ someone who wastes your time?

awardZu 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 3:18

Aren't friends the people you prefer to waste time with when you have time to waste? Seems to me that if a person you know doesn't assist you in wasting time, they are a co-worker...

The_Weirdo 10

Saturday 5 March 2011 4:23

Amen.

Neylin 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:21

FYL, Because it would have been a lot better if your dog was actually in danger.

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:23

Yummy :)

jordanprodigy023 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:26

$200 well spent

sawahjeeen 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:36

That sucks .

ravenxcorvinus 9

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:41

WoW. You should get colored marshmelowsnext time.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 15:28

That's actually a rather innovative idea. OP, you should probably follow this advice since it sounds like you don't know much about dogs and aren't trying to pay much attention to yours. We kept our food put away, trained our animals to not go in the kitchen, and knew that a dog can foam at the mouth just from being thirsty. YDI

OCDC 9

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:43

Unless your dog is like my the dog I used to have. He ate a whole bag of Snickers once, wrappers and all, and he was fine the next day. Then again, he had a stomach of steel...

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:44

Mama Mia! Maybe many maliciously mellow March marshmallows might make my month! Mmm, man, mail me many! March my mall marshmallows me-wards, my man!(: