By dogshavenipples - 02/06/2010 23:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
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Mirorbo 26

Darling, I really hope you had your mother handle the bill. No excuse for her to be spooked over simple body parts. She could have very well called you up and asked you about it too.

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mariavan 0

um....I don't think she could have attained "Grandma" status without having had sex at least ONCE.....

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PaintTheStars 2

the real problem is that it's a boy dog. 

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Trickyklown 0

Boy dogs have nipples too. 0.O Maybe the dog got alil too freaky?

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Ms_Jessie22 8

Haha if she's a woman wouldn't she know what nipples look like?

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thatguy888 0

does anybody know how many nipples a dog has?

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Nylecroc 0

Jess I'm sure any gender knows what nipples are

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ffmmllyaya 0

that's rude and stupid. but I guess it's ok if u have nipples that look like dog ones. I won't blame u

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Nylecroc 0

I finally get it! she's a senile cat lady and doesn't know a thing about dogs! Fyl op but good choice  > 

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YourEvilHero 12

dogs have nipples!? where?

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Ms_Jessie22 8

36- Are you talking to me? Nipples are fleshy buds with breast tissue behind them on which baby animals nurse on. So besides dogs having hair, I see no difference between human nipples and dog ones.

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Melgros 0

Ms_Jessie, stop acting like a know it all bitch. We all know that you're 14 and have no friends in school. That's what chat roulette is for. Get off FML.

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atticuz 2

our nipples don't look like dog nipples, nyle n Jess.

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monnanon 13

dog nipples look more like bits of elongated skin, they dont have the colour difference that ours do. They can look like spots or growths especially if its a short haired dog but you would have thought the fact that there was two uniform rows of bumps would have told the mother they weren't growths. Still I imagine the first thing the vet did over the phone was tell the mother that they were in fact nipples and not anything bad but elderly mother insisted otherwise.

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Ms_Jessie22 8

59- Oh you caught me! I have zero friends and no life so I just come on FML with the intention of pissing people off. Good call. /sarcasm PS I'm 15! :P

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cabral5467 0

ms Jessie, sit on my face plz

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st0n333d 0

ayyyy yooooo Jess in situations like these... I just break out the hateraid! :D

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EchoesOfSilence 0

Awkward. I'm sorry OP.

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blueandpurpleroc 4

how old is your grandma? has she ever experienced sex, and/or ever heard of or seen nipples? if she hadn't then I understand! :D and at 2: no your not! :DD

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naynayyy 0

well I'm pretty sure she would have heard of or seen nipples considering she's a human being.

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mariavan 0

um....I don't think she could have attained "Grandma" status without having had sex at least ONCE.....

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Nena713 0

#6 your statement didn't make any sense.

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blueandpurpleroc 4

haha it's an inside joke. it wouldn't make sense to you guys anyways. (:

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robertlovespi 3

73 the point of telling inside jokes on FML would be...?

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Mirorbo 26

Darling, I really hope you had your mother handle the bill. No excuse for her to be spooked over simple body parts. She could have very well called you up and asked you about it too.

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Veena 0

HAHA!that actually made me laugh!!too bad for you tho OP :(

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FYLDeep 25

Your mother is so stupid. This seriously couldn't wait til you got back? You should make her pay it.

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Mr_Zachary 0

If she has any animals, call the vet over to her house while she's out and see if you can top the bill she got you for. It'll be a fun game.

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