By jesspacheco27 - 12/12/2014 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML
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jesspacheco27 12

Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.

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DARKDAY07 16

I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.

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qdawg06 23

This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.

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Goblin182 26

Should have offered to lend a hand, or at least a couple of fingers.

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Zebediabolical 39

You couldn't complain to the bus driver or ask her loudly to stop? YDI, OP, for putting up with this behavior for three hours. At some point personal responsibility needs to come into play.

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joyboy390 12

That sucks big time.... Mental brain scrub commencing in 5...4...3...2...1....

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vikky538 28

masturbating for 3 hours...man that's a record...

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incoherentrmblr 21

#37, ...and fasteriskasteriskk her right in the pasteriskssy...

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cookie1207 19

Lol! YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WATCHING! Let the okd lady have her fun! Eww

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MaylenesDisaster 2

Aaaand there goes my appetite. *shudder*

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worldclassrager 39

Was the rest room in the back occupied or something?

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