By jesspacheco27 - 12/12/2014 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML
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jesspacheco27 12

Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.

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DARKDAY07 16

I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.

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qdawg06 23

This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.

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vivaellefashion 14

I'm sorry OP. That has happened to me on the subway but it was a guy.

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jesspacheco27 12

Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.

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False_Stupidity 41

Oh yuck! You definitely should have said something to her, at least so she knew that she wasn't being discreet enough.

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jesspacheco27 12

I should have, but I was too embarrassed and grossed out to even make eye contact with her.

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MzZombicidal 36

Oh, man, I read this right after joking with my grandma about her looking up **** (she didn't really, I was just teasing her) and then I immediately took it back after reading this FML. lol. So gross!

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pataplop 23

For you a 50-60yo woman is a grandma ?

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KitchKraft 21

Maybe it's because she thought you looked like a ***** with so much make-up. (Reference to her other posted FML)

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GalaxyShots 21

I just got done reading another FML of yours. And here I am, unable to get one published. You lucky bastard.

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Scotth901 22

My mom just turned 50. I'm 17. 60 is a grandma, not 50 lol

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