Transportation: Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to...

By jesspacheco27 - 12/12/2014 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

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jesspacheco27 12

Friday 12 December 2014 22:02

Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.

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DARKDAY07 16

Friday 12 December 2014 18:22

I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.

qdawg06 23

Friday 12 December 2014 18:24

This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.

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GlasgowSneer 13

Sunday 14 December 2014 18:08

Doesn't seem like she was very discrete, then...

aguynamednick 20

Sunday 14 December 2014 20:38

plot twist...she was just knittning

animeismything 11

Wednesday 11 February 2015 5:18

wat knittin her vag XD dude its a BIG difference to that

ScoobsWoman 6

Tuesday 16 December 2014 2:54

Maybe she had Parkinson's disease and was trying to hide her pill rolling tremors. Try not to be so quick to judge.

cora_weasel 4

Thursday 15 January 2015 7:17

That's just horrid...

DumbledoreDies1 11

Wednesday 25 November 2015 23:51

Get up and move?

blackRose2015 19

Monday 3 April 2017 4:21

Well at least she was having a good time

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