By CantPublish - 04/09/2012 22:02 - United States

Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML
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hwkfan1 10

Ydi all the way. Even if it was a bug, wouldn't you just tell them they have a bug on their knee?

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sensoon15 7

Did they instinctively smack your face?

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Is there a rule book on urban solitude I should be brushing up on?

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heyyhowsitgoing 9

It was nice of you to try and help but you don't hit a random stranger! They might hit you back when they don't know why you are hitting them. And also, if you do think it's a bug just say 'excuse me there's a bug on you' Or something like that

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Soo much awkwardness! :S Oh well, they will probably understand if you just explain that you thought it was a bug.

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CatPupsRule 0

Somebody pass the hand sanitizer quick!!!!!

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Jazzy731 0

People are so rude.. Dont get me wrong I would be grossed the **** out but it's just a scab

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RegularDayFML 0

Wow. Its usually not wise to slap strangers arms, even if there is a fly on it. Imagine if it was on his face.

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PiaMiaPerez 1

Rule number 53 never try to be the hero.

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HelligKeit 5

And I assume that his first reaction was to punch you square in the jaw? That would be a punishment more suitable.

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