By wondercat40 - 24/04/2014 21:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML
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wondercat40 28

He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.

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DeeDeeJay 15

I'm story but I found this hilarious!

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Comments

cakefete2 30

Why'd you run? You could have been Jesus's missing angel.

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zandalee 19

She really should have flapped her arms like she had angel wings as she was running away, shouldn't she?! That would have given him something to think about.

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Karenezzy 20

Praise The Lord he thought it wasn't weird.

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worldclassrager 39

That's one way to break the ice...if you said you look like Jesus that May have worked toward your favor

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darlingdollie 24

It's alright, OP. Don't let this crush your spirit of trying again with another person. We all get nervous and have anxiety. I'm sure the person would've been happy to laugh it off with you. :)

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bombielol 20

yeah Jesus tends to cloud peoples judgment.... just saying

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JuzReading 23

Just say "hi" first, and then start chatting from there. Though this FML was pretty funny :)

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hurryHM 10

that is actually a sign of nervousness. what was his reply btw

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Never would've guessed that OP was nervous... And she probably didn't stay long enough to get a reply. Lol.

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sdroze1389 31

revelations spoke of this! it's the beginning of the end! don't worry OP, there is always another chance and I can guarantee that he will remember you.

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adhdwizard 13

No matter how many times I read this, I can't stop laughing. Op, on the bright side- you're hilarious! Don't sweat the small stuff. :)

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