By wondercat40 - 24/04/2014 21:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML
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wondercat40 28

He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.

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DeeDeeJay 15

I'm story but I found this hilarious!

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beehardxcore 26

I do this all the time. Foot-in-mouth disease. I spent countless hours telling my very athletic (now boyfriend) how stupid I think professional sports are. Oops! :)

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sammyjo06 14

This was awesome XD. I hope the guy found it as hilarious as I did and that if you two start dating, you'll have a great "how we met" story :).

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RedPillSucks 31

Did he try to lay hands on you?

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nchic01 17

well i've had some pretty bad fails in that department too OP! Don't feel bad

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assfarts 3

A drummer who looks like Jesus... You mean Dave Grohl?

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TheMystery13 13

On the off chance that Jesus actually existed, he was born in the Middle East; it's highly unlikely that he was a white Anglo-Saxon male as he is often portrayed. So that just adds a whole other level of weirdness to this.

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