Animals: Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing...

By Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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By I’ll never see them again - 13/10/2022 08:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML

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Goddamn cat!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML

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I'm gonna be late

By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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Caturday surprise

By My cat is special - 12/08/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML

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By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - 27/11/2013 07:08 - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

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How could you, Human?

By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 14:41 - Australia - Edgecliff

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

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Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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Thursday 29 May 2014 15:52

Oh, that is terrifying.

ChristianH39 30

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:53

Have fun trying to fall asleep!

Comments

AuroraBorial 5

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:36

Hahahaaaaaanope nope nope nope nope

Jayy_Dash23 9

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:36

Well.. then you have a problem.

Bliepje 22

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:37

i knew it! Monster inc is true!

prototypesnipe 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:41

2spook

CyberHex 7

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:47

I hope your life doesnt turn out to be another episode of paranormal acivity ..

yayemmadanae 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:48

Call a priest and get under your covers.

kenzie14840 11

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:58

That's not creepy at all.

Criticalvector 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:59

Time to call Sam and Dean Winchester

TheTeacher34 5

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:00

Did your cat meow to the closet?You know they can see things which you can not..Hell we cant even see the light coming out from a remote control...I am sorry but we are not the only species who are intelligent.There are creatures called Jinns..Most of us share our houses with these creatures unknowingly.Search the web for it.

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Thursday 29 May 2014 23:33

Yea you see the reason im not gonna do that is because i like to sleep. Soooo ignorance will truely be my bliss

TheTeacher34 5

Friday 30 May 2014 19:44

You can sleep better if you know the protection methods:)

syed121417 22

Saturday 31 May 2014 3:07

Jinns are not unknown creatures of intelligence. I'm Muslim and we know Jinn are just bad angels, not any demonic presence. You can sometimes see them, but it's extremely rare. They can eat some morsels of your food and sometimes do the smallest creepiest things, like take you pencil, and the pencil wild be just gone.

TheTeacher34 5

Saturday 31 May 2014 13:32

Interestingly,I am too a muslim.And I know for sure that there are both good ones and bad ones(those who have faith and those who do not)And they are not just bad angels.They are a different specimen.And also angels are a different specimen.

TheTeacher34 5

Saturday 31 May 2014 13:45

What I meant is they are both different creatures(angels and jinns)There's a surah about jinns in Quran.And also devil himself is from the jinns family...