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By Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

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By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

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By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - 27/11/2013 07:08 - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

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By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 14:41 - Australia - Edgecliff

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

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By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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By Today I closed every door on every floor of my building - 23/02/2025 16:00 - United States - Hampstead

Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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Thursday 29 May 2014 15:52

Oh, that is terrifying.

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Thursday 29 May 2014 15:53

Have fun trying to fall asleep!

Comments

Mauskau 35

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:05

I had this once, turned out to be a charger glowing at me. Does shit you up, though.

itsme82 18

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:06

I would have been packed and moved out by morning lol. But kudos to you op for being able to check out the closet. I wouldn't have been able to.

DowneyLerman 3

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:19

run away Scar and never return

HowsBoutaRoadie 8

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:22

that's incredibly creepy

kailarahne 19

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:22

"So... where do we keep the holy water?"

beccaphilip 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:32

time to call sam and dean!!

Emma_mc 5

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:19

If I ware u I would move outta that house

squarecircles 13

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:26

Maybe your cat brought in another cat friend

beanybacca 9

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:30

I don't now how you managed the guts to even search in there..

Nish007 15

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:31

maybe it was a hell hound, stalking your cat. thats why the cat was under bed

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