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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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Not the brightest moggy

By Ouch - 09/11/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML

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Cats and Cars

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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"Pspspspspsps" ain't gonna work this time

By Anonymous - 12/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML

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Put a tiger in your tank

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 08:01

Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML

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Save the doggo

By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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FMLreactor 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:33

That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.

Marianne90 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:15

DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P

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my_fml_account 2

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:42

but at least you saved the cat :)

FMLMeetYDI 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:49

Damn! FYL to make you feel better?

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 13:00

I have to fart. Pffffffffffft. Hehehe, excuse me(; *Blows towards person below me.*

Joborikos 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 13:13

how is it people forget to put their cars in park when they are getting out... its 2009 we know how to drive cars... get it together lol YDI.

Ykk_fml 2

Tuesday 1 September 2009 13:15

so it wasn't a helpless cat and you found out who was the poor helpless ;)

Asavar 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 13:30

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thequickredofox 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 13:38

That obviously took you a long time to do. ........ umm what is it meant to be?

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 14:59

*facepalm*...don't worry dude, i get it...

Ykk_fml 2

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:28

one finger less and you got Homer Simpson TOH!!!!

UncleverName_FYL 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:39

Is it a trap?!?!? ....am i the only one who really got this. :(

kindiicandy 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:48

I bow down to that epic facepalm.

SS_Anon 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:48

facepalm has been FUKKEN SAVED!!!(seriously) thank you good sir for making this!

Wankster 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 13:33

you did the right thing :)

Ridyn 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 14:10

that's what you get for being a little pussy. Cats and dogs are nothing special, never stop or swirve to miss one. my life is more important than an animals.

deja54 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:50

Yes!

ohnoyouDINT 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 14:31

Only way this could have been better is if your car rolled and killed a family of 5. Stupid ******* do-gooders. The road to hell is paved with the good intentions of dumbfucks like you.