Intimacy: Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's,... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

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Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

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Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By Wobblefat - 14/12/2016 13:16

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Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brothers erect penis. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

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Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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Baseless assumptions

By afafakfhsg - 19/02/2011 00:19 - United States

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Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

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Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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sharkgirl4 23

Tuesday 19 May 2015 6:59

I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry

Alikia96 20

Tuesday 19 May 2015 6:59

Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.

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jared76_fml 11

Saturday 6 June 2015 14:18

That's normal, I love sniffing my girlfriends panties when I jack off

leafynitemare 24

Wednesday 5 August 2015 15:28

Be glad they weren't yours.

iHyperModz 22

Saturday 8 August 2015 11:11

Incest FTW OP get with that shit YDI is he is good looking.

millsjoshua949 12

Friday 10 July 2020 21:14

Oh for heavens sake. You saw a dick. You will get over it. ydi

mha8649 8

Friday 20 January 2023 3:17

Make sure you don't get stuck in the dryer, under the bed or any other place I've seen how that ends. 🫨

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