By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 216
You deserved it 4 061

Same thing different taste

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I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry

Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.

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To be fair, it might not be about you, but he was fantasizing that they were someone else's panties... if that makes it a little better?

damn its not OP's panties holy shit relax

But seriously. What the hell? Was his door open? Did you barge in? I'm sorry you had to see that :P Hope you can erase that soon.

you should've knocked before you came in

ajs1987 15

everyone keeps saying at least it's not op's panties ctfu its ****** up how most would immediately assume it was. very weird actually lol

Zaketh2112 10

Who else's could they be? Mom's?

some girl he's trying to stick it to of course

You should have taken a picture and tried to bribe him, I'm disappointed

As long as they weren't your panties, that'd be even weirder

Is this a one-room dwelling?? Or are all doors of their hinges?? This may be what I envision when hearing the term "open house" in the future.

dannnngthatsux 19

Ok, admittedly, this is majorly gross. But note ladies, because our noses aren't as sensitive as yours, and our boundaries are different, the smell of a female is much more interesting than you can imagine. Is it 'ok'? I don't know, but if your guy goes down on you happily, he's doing pretty much the same thing.

I'd start with alcohol then would move to lighter later on to harder drugs to forget this "incident". If everything else fails use a hammer... Or cut his dick off...