By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 324
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Same thing different taste

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Spider got some ACTION before it died.

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i'd cry, i'm absolutely terrified of spiders. this reminds me of this one time i went to the beach and in the water, and when i got home and took off the bottom of my bikini to take a shower, a huge dead green caterpillar/worm looking thing fell out.

skankadellified 0

I just checked my underwear D: but thats so horrible FYL i would cry.

Hooolllly crap. I would absolutely die. I am so sorry.

domino57 0

thats actually like my worst nightmare

haha #3 yes! haha at least you got some action lol, and the spider died peacefully

birds_fml 7

I'm confused. Why was your underwear just lying around on the floor for a spider to crawl into? Do you not keep your clean undies in a drawer? Or were they not clean? Eww, either way!

jkl0915 0

did you pick your underwear up off the floor? gross.

honestly this is one of my biggest fears als;dfhasldhg :( :( FYL

RLNJ 0

hahahahhaha #43. But what I really wanted to say was that this has happened to me, too! In elementary school, except I was IN CLASS when I noticed that there was something in my underwear, and it was a dead beetle! Insects are nasty, aren't they?

jp11692 0

what a perverted little arachnid.