Miscellaneous: Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had 2 textbooks in my hands....

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had 2 textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I face planted with my books flying everywhere. FML

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Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

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Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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love4running 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:03

this is another example of the need for a "no one cares" button

woot2112 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:44

LOL i've done that before, but under different circumstances

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woot2112 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:44

LOL i've done that before, but under different circumstances

carmel 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:44

#1!!!!!!!! How is that a shortcut? Also, hahahahahahahahahahaha. That would have been hilarious to watch

Seegtease 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:50

Actually, your books didn't fly EVERYwhere. The most they could have flown was in 2 directions. Also, the mention of the textbooks is a pretty mundane detail compared to the embarrassment and pain of the fall.

RawrrKai 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:05

LMFAO. Sucks for you. I never do anything that could humiliate me in the worst way in front of guys.

beannlove 7

Monday 10 December 2012 13:59

im sure OP didnt plan on faceplanting..

jenn03 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:05

jeez. sucks to be you

amyzerz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:11

Lol that really sucks. Hopefully they checked to see if you were okay?

Emry_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:13

Agree with #3. When you mention that it was in front of a bunch of guys, it makes me think you are FMhetero but unfortunately the Occam Razor in my imagination has me picturing a Mgay.

SuperAsianPie 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:05

NYOOOOGAH

onigiriqueen 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:28

OP: You teach ballet, don't you? YDI And #1: You're a ******* retard, go kill yourself. We all know you were the first to comment, we aren't blind. It's NOT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!