Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my...

By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By strokingitasitype - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 05:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

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By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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We've all done it

By tamralee - 25/10/2019 04:00

Today, I scrubbed a spot on a glass window in my house for several minutes. After finally giving up, I realized the spot was on the opposite side of the glass. I wasn't even high. FML

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By limeiscool - 04/08/2019 04:00

Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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By spideypowers - 05/09/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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pwnrzero 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:46

YDI I mean cmon, this seams fake to me, how about you guys? Who would spend one hour, and couldnt he/she at least scroll a little to make sure it isnt part of the screen?

whysoserious22 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:51

fail

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sdr_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:54

Oh okay, you're a woman. I bet you have a Mac too.

Avenging_Angel 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:57

Isn't this the same OP who wrote the "couch turned out to be a pull out bed" FML?? God, OP, your FMLs are just retarded. They're not even vaguely funny, and they're probably fake.

cramazing 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:59

FAKE fucken FAKE

softbonez 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:01

I used Windex on my monitor. It was fine.

softbonez 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:04

And you should really stop and think when you call someone retarded. Especially if you can't spell "you're".

lastminuteperm 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:11

This is just like the FML where the guy was on photoshop and he saw a dot so after 30 minutes of trying to photoshop it out, he realizes it was a dot on the screen. It is reversed around.

ArtandLove 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:37

Hmm.. I do that on Photoshop all the time actually.. Except, I realize in 10 seconds or less.. not 30 minutes.

skiBOAT 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:13

To be honest this is more of a MLIA to me...either way YDI for being pathetically stupid. Or maybe FYL for having stupid parents who had the idea of creating offspring?