Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my...

By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By tamralee - 25/10/2019 04:00

Today, I scrubbed a spot on a glass window in my house for several minutes. After finally giving up, I realized the spot was on the opposite side of the glass. I wasn't even high. FML

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Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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By spideypowers - 05/09/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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pwnrzero 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:46

YDI I mean cmon, this seams fake to me, how about you guys? Who would spend one hour, and couldnt he/she at least scroll a little to make sure it isnt part of the screen?

whysoserious22 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:51

fail

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pleasedonttellme 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:05

Your username really suits your traits.

YDIoveragain 4

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:08

Not sure why you even post this here. This definitely not a FML, but a FMS(**** My Stupidity).

GatorBites 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:14

maybe it would have been easier on you if tried a little white out

samandpackers 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:16

This "stupid" has 2 FML's in one day!

Josh223344 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:23

What the **** they never put my fml on this site. This is one of the stupidest fml ever. This does not even seem real to me how DUMB are. **** this site. Ydi you must be on drugs. Oh yeah **** this site!