By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
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Welshite 39

Report her for assault and then she will really be mugged. By a mug shot.

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Liamj774 36

Yeah OP. How dare you for trying to help

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WellThatWasRude 27

At least your heart is in the right place for trying to help, OP. :)

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Ellykay 17

I'd tell her to call the cops and then I'd report her for assault for punching me in the face.

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Darkness_Hate 29

If you don't help, the bystanders will complain if you help the victim will complain as well..No victory

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izzajaneful 24

Why would the bystanders complain if you don't help? If they are bystanders, they aren't helping either.

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Darkness_Hate 29

Because of the bystander's effect (it happens sometimes hence my first part).

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Zebediabolical 39

I don't think you understand how the bystander effect actually works. A hint. It's not like that.

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D3ATHCARDNO7 5

Oh god Tumblr is spreading to the real world!

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S_Gnu 17

I wish I could like this a second time

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Zebediabolical 39

It already has. Do a google search for 'laura kipnis title IX'.

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trtnt25 19

Good for you for trying to help, but she shouldn't have punched you. If I was in her position I would've explained the situation calmly. Then ask you if you wanted to join in the role play XD

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Guess it's time to start minding your own business now...

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Helldemon 32

Awesome, she called the cops on herself so you can let them know she assaulted you when they get there.

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