Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed...

By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By tryingtohelp - 24/05/2020 20:00

Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML

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By thegirlofthedad - 29/01/2013 09:48 - India - Mumbai

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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By ournhd - 13/11/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 17:32 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 10 June 2015 18:38

Report her for assault and then she will really be mugged. By a mug shot.

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 10 June 2015 18:37

Yeah OP. How dare you for trying to help

Comments

BabyFaceMcKay 12

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:40

Same shit happend to me..on the Witcher 3 -_-

SalenaCrosse 16

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:46

There is a Law and Order: SVU episode dedicated to something almost exactly like this XD

thisguy007 4

Thursday 11 June 2015 2:28

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore. What kind of screwed up person wants to be mugged?!? Seriously lol

shepp626 11

Thursday 11 June 2015 2:29

Good Samaritan law

kishmobile444 16

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:46

what did the cops say?

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 11 June 2015 6:51

I am really interested to hear what they said too. I can't see them reacting kindly to 1) the fact that people were playing out their "fantasies" in public, & 2) that op got assaulted while trying to help. I hope you told them that she punched you op and I hope they got in trouble. We need a follow up to hear what happened!

Candied_person 13

Thursday 11 June 2015 6:09

Dumb ass-red Forman

skepijohnson 11

Thursday 11 June 2015 6:28

Follow up!

Drosophila82 18

Thursday 11 June 2015 6:35

Luckily in Mass you're protected by the good Samaritan law. But that aside, the women is messed up in the head.. Let's hope she doesn't fantasize about being rapes too.