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um lol even tho it sucks
she was probably one of the newest threats to society, we call them granny snatches or GS. they use their feebleness to lull unsuspecting victims in and either kill them or rob them. usually GS's report to an alpha male nicknamed "the gramps" who oversees the whole operation.
29- This actually is a very common occurrence. Just keep in mind that women who are elderly now came from a generation where women didn't work and relied on their husbands. And when ole hubby passes away, I guess that leaves a lot of grannies strapped for cash.
so this is why my grandma is so rich?
no that bitch needs to give you back your wallet.
glee = worst. show. ever.
Family Guy = Worst. Show. Ever
15! Family guy is amazing :O
"their songs" you mean taking credit from people who are actually talented and wrote and sung the originals....
Both have their downsides. Glee makes watchers assume they wrote their own music, and Family Guy (to me) seems like a shit combination of the Simpsons and Southpark.
Family Guy is AWESOME! My wife loves Glee but I don't watch it with her so I can't really judge. Seems like a chick show to me.
Ive never seen Jersey Shore or The Oc but from what Ive seen of Family Guy it seems bad but thats just my opinion just like Glee being bad was his opinion. I have different tastes in TV programs then anyone else so...
everyone has their own opinion but urs is just stupid
@53 **** You! Your an idiot for thinking my opinion is stupid!
well at least you helped her cross the street...but this fml seems familiar 2 another one just like this.
That's what I was thinking
Ouch..not even a "thank you, sonny" or a badge for boy/girl scouts earned
Maybe it fell out of your pants. It seems less likely a 70 year old who fell in the middle of the street has the agility and dexterity to pick pocket you.
the old lady probably faked it all...
I doubt it. Op just wanted an fml to post, and an old lady out maneuvering him sounded mire interesting than simply losing the wallet.
*more
There's NO reason to assume a senior is honest, any more than a young person! I think a 50 or 60yr-old (especially one that's weathered from hard living) could fake their way into looking older and more fragile than they are in order to pull a con. And the stumble IS the pickpocket's favourite move. As another poster already said: criminals don't magically become nice just because they get old.
Don't be so naive docscientist. Also, quit acting like you know all... There's no reason to ruin the FML for everyone.
i feel like iv read this fml before
baha! even if it was fake it still sounds like my granny
How do you know she was 70? Do you work at an amusement park guessing people's ages? By the way you weren't robbed.
1. to take something from (someone) by unlawful force or threat of violence; steal from. Robbed defined by dictionary.com I think taking someone's wallet out of their pocket without their knowledge or consent falls under the "steal from" section of the definition. So yes, he was robbed.
wow you are all too serious
Holy crap stfu about it.I believe the others are right, no need to get technical.
why say proceeded twice?it's gay enugh to say it uncalled once
It is so overused on this site. It pains me to have to read it.
No good deed goes unpunished, op.
If I ever meet OP, I'm going to proceed to punch him in the left nut for using "proceeded" twice. It's redundant, excessive, extra, superfluous, unnecessary, unneeded, and redundant. And it makes you sound like an asshat.
lol ! anyway I respect de nanny :) so FYL but don't stop helping nannies ! ;) what goes round, comes round !
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If I ever meet OP, I'm going to proceed to punch him in the left nut for using "proceeded" twice. It's redundant, excessive, extra, superfluous, unnecessary, unneeded, and redundant. And it makes you sound like an asshat.
No good deed goes unpunished, op.