Money: Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street....

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 28 November 2010 14:19

If I ever meet OP, I'm going to proceed to punch him in the left nut for using "proceeded" twice. It's redundant, excessive, extra, superfluous, unnecessary, unneeded, and redundant. And it makes you sound like an asshat.

bethan1 4

Sunday 28 November 2010 14:05

No good deed goes unpunished, op.

Comments

Judus_beej 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 14:47

don't trust the elderly! they have nothing left to lose.

iliketurdles 7

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:08

towboatdude 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 16:05

You was scammed by a little ole lady. Hahahahahahaha. But really that does suck. Because it's hard to replace everything in your wallet.

jakeisawake 3

Sunday 28 November 2010 16:14

OP, maybe the old lady didn't rob you. As much as I despise old people, she could have needed genuine help. Whether she took it or not... I think it's time you start cancelling some credit cards.

xspaniardx 3

Monday 29 November 2010 0:21

8( you don't like old people? sadness.

belouie 2

Sunday 28 November 2010 16:53

hahahahahahahahaha that sucks

SeedlessMe 13

Sunday 28 November 2010 17:20

Wow, that old bird is so pimp! I so aspire to be her one day.. That really sucks though...

starberries 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 19:40

I don't see why it's so amazing that an old person would rob you. Do you think thieves magically grow a conscience just because they get older?

fightingkittens 39

Sunday 28 November 2010 19:50

Today, I proceeded to go on the FML website, where I proceeded to read some FMLs, and then proceeded to comment on one of them where the OP proceeded to butcher the word "proceeded." So I proceeded to butcher it too. FML Take the hint, OP.