By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
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man_in_black08 28

Plot twist: The pothole was planted by the old woman. Genius masterplan!

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3molliver3 16

*crime music* When the elderly strike back

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phoneaddict13 29

but all she did was help herself too I mean come on, you cant be selfish if she helps you, this isn't a one way street

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Ikashy73 14

Very clever wordplay.

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incoherentrmblr 21

This reminds me of that skittles commercial where she's walking her cloud. Perfect setup...

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3molliver3 16

*crime music* When the elderly strike back

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1dvs_bstd 41

who said old people are nice? some of them are just nasty old bitches.

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CaliCassanova 14

That's kinda miserable... I know it sucks for you OP... BUT the fact that an old lady had to resort to pick pocketing you is just sad... I think it's more her FML :/

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Noah197099 17

"Today, this guy flew off his bike. While I helped him up, I stole his wallet and left. FML."

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NotBlargo 18

Next time you help her across the street, steal it back.

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Devindelon 17

Should've chased her down. How far could she have gotten?

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HarleyBlues 24

Could have been worse, how would you feel if she beat the shit out of you then stole your wallet?

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MrSassypants 32

What kind of ****** up old ladies have you ran into? Did you run into a biker gang of old ladies?

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HarleyBlues 24

I haven't personally, but I'm sure it's happened. I was really just trying to give OP a confidence boost.

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countryb_cth 38

@11 I don't usually laugh at comments but yours I got a good laugh out of, all I picture is a biker gang of just old ladies with baseball bats and tattoos.

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MrSassypants 32

And then they can have their grandchildren in a biker gang. Grandsons of Anarchy.

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man_in_black08 28

Plot twist: The pothole was planted by the old woman. Genius masterplan!

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bryce0110 23

I instantly though animal crossing when you said "planted a pothole."

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Exodiafinder687 58

If FML has taught me one thing it's that all elderly people are thieves.

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Person58 17

You've gotta watch out for those old ladies. They're evil.

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pooldude 24

what the hell is going on??? old woman steals a bikers wallet while he is hurt. wow! that's a new low

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kirigaiku 15

It's the Philippines lol, you always have to watch out for your things.. It's already dangerous if your in a market and you pull out a iPhone.

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