Love: Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home....

By Lexy - 10/11/2018 12:00

Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

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Secretive

By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By rani - 02/02/2013 22:34 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 22 October 2018 19:34

You keep on smiling. He either had a bad day, or is finally revealing that he's a grouch, but neither is an excuse to snap at you for trying to brighten his day.

ChaiLatTae 9

Saturday 10 November 2018 12:29

Someone had REALLY bad mood. Don't let it get you down, we need more happy people in the world :D

Comments

hkittyfreak 4

Monday 12 November 2018 8:53

Run

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Friday 7 August 2020 10:12

How about we be grown ups about this and acknowledge that sometimes people have bad days and aren't happy and joyfully all the time. Running away anything someone is anything but nice to you will result in you running away for the rest of your life.

mehimhere 11

Monday 12 November 2018 17:59

dump the ungrateful jerk

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Friday 7 August 2020 10:11

That is dramatic to dump someone because they had a bad day. If this is worth dumping someone over then no relationship will last very long.

phantom4421 5

Thursday 15 November 2018 13:56

it cracks me up all these people who are saying "the relationship is gonna fail, hes a POS, etc" and all they know is he came home from work in a bad mood one time. act like you never came home ready to burn the world to cinders.