Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years,...

By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had a dream I saw my dad. I tried to talk to him, but then I woke up. He died last Monday. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Keeping it real

By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 08:37 - Australia - Wilston

Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML

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By T - 01/10/2010 09:09 - France

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

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Pleasant

By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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Remember me?

By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father passed. He never gave me the time of day for anything, but he was my dad so I went to the funeral. However, 98% of the people there had no idea he had an eldest daughter. FML

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TrueMurderer12 11

Friday 2 October 2015 1:10

I'm so sorry.

born_hustla 26

Friday 2 October 2015 1:11

Sad! Hope you had some good memories!

Comments

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 2 October 2015 1:34

...I hardly have any words for this. I feel your pain. Hopefully, he didn't suffer. Love

healthcarechick 9

Friday 2 October 2015 1:41

Anyone on here that said that you deserved it or left a negative comment is complete piece of shit!!!!! So sorry for your loss

scarygurl 8

Friday 2 October 2015 1:47

sorry for your loss OP

vikky538 28

Friday 2 October 2015 1:57

So sorry for your loss

Miss_Chevious 37

Friday 2 October 2015 1:58

This is one fml where we won't see any jokes. I'm so sorry op

The666Ghost 17

Sunday 10 April 2016 17:41

I couldn't agree more and if there is any they can go **** them self.

maximumcarnage 13

Friday 2 October 2015 2:10

dude that sucks im sorry to hear that

AirBusDriver 23

Friday 2 October 2015 2:10

Condolences.

Richard6036 13

Friday 2 October 2015 2:12

I'm sorry for your loss, but one day we will see those again who we missed for so long .

beeferjay 34

Friday 2 October 2015 2:19

my dad's birthday is today... it's been over 20 years but it still hurts like hell sometimes

AQueenOfDeath 19

Friday 2 October 2015 2:32

It's his loss weather he knew it or not OP

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